loveandbronzer:

HELL YEAH

whenimakeitshinex:

lmfaoo

floatingparticles:

over-think:ladysatan:

Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise (Pokemon Shot and Cocktails)

Ingredients: 
Squirtle-
1/3 shot spiced rum
1/3 shot coconut rum
1/3 shot blue curacao

Wartortle-
1/2 shot spiced rum
1/2 shot coconut rum
1/2 shot blue curacao
Fill with Mountain Dew Voltage

Blastoise-
1 Squirtle
1 Wartortle
1 shot light rum
Fill with Mountain Dew Voltage 

Directions: For the Squirtle shot, simply pour all three ingredients into a shot glass.  For the Wartortle cocktail, shake the alcoholic ingredients, pour over crushed ice in a lowball glass, then fill with Mountain Dew Voltage.  For the Blastoise cocktail, pour one Squirtle and one Wartortle into a highball glass over ice, add the light rum, then fill with the Mountain Dew.  

Coming soon: Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard cocktails (Yes, soon!)

Welp, going to confirm the ABC’s staff’s wonderment of whether I’m an alcoholic or not.

someone come over and get pokemon drunk with me?

!!!!!!!

im doing things that wont ever be forgotten, this beat’s been killed…call it osama bin laden, lookin down on you from an eagle’s eye view, its been 10 years but bitch we got you, fuck anything i got written in my planner, cuz tonight ill be thumpin that star spangled banner CL9

- Derek

You may say he is ugly, when he is beautiful. You may say he is horrible, when he is the best rapper alive. You may say he is weird, when he is just being different. But you wont ever say that he is a bad guy, when he is being the good guy. 

I cant live without you, and i dont want to. I miss you so much. I lost my homie & I lost my brother. I lost the one person who understood me. I would do anything to be able to see you again even if it was only for like 2 seconds. The last time i saw you i was leaving your house and you said “Be gone. I dismiss you now.” i say that all the time to people now. It makes me feel like my big brother and i cant stop smiling when i feel that way. I still think of you everyday and there has not been a day where i havn’t you’ll will live on as long as im alive, and when im not we’ll finally be together again. its been way to hard without you not just for me but for everyone. Everyday I’m wishin’ you  could come save me and I know a man ain’t supposed to cry it’s taken all the strength  in my soul to say goodbye. R.I.P Assman Angad Singh Sawhney

Miss you my nigga, one love